FW: NO BAMA

Thought of the day:

'From the time Barack Obama was sworn in as a United State Senator, to the time he announced he was forming a Presidential exploratory committee, he logged 143 days of experience in the Senate. That's how many days the Senate was actually in session and working. After 143 days of work experience, Obama believed he was ready to be Commander In Chief, Leader of the Free World, and fill the shoes of Abraham Lincoln, FDR, JFK and Ronald Reagan. 143 days. I keep leftovers in my refrigerator longer than that.

FW: Democrats

> Subject: Democratic thinking
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> I believe the democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.
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> In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking.
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> What am I missing?????
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FW: Michael Phelps' in the beginning

FW: New AARP Bumper Stickers

Reaction Time

Getting old, are we? Reflexes slowing down? As I remember, the automobile driving manual Says the average driver's reaction time is: . 75 seconds -or- 1 car length for every 10 mph... Test your reaction time with this special test. Click here:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/sleep/sheep/

swimming diapers

Here's the KSL story on swimming diapers. I couldn't go swimming in a public pool or eat oatmeal after this....

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=3238225

FW: SENIOR MOMENT

 

 

 The irate customer called the newspaper offices, loudly demanding to know 
where her Sunday edition was. 
 
"Ma'am," said the employee, "today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not 
delivered 'til Sunday." 
 
There was quite a pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of 
recognition. 
 
"So that's why no one else was in church today."