Tiger Woods

Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant AND a tree? He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

What’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade? Tiger can drive a golf ball 400 yards.

Did you know Tiger is 1/2 Black and 1/2 Asian. The black side picked the rims on his Escalade and the Asian side drove.

Did you hear what Tigers new name is? He shall now be called "Cheetah".

Did you hear why Nike decided to continue to sponsor him? Because his motto is the same as theirs: just do it!

Tiger's car collection is now complete... He has a hole in one.

When Tiger's wife was asked how many times she hit Tiger, she said, "I don't know, put me down for a five".