Obama Jokes

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. --Jay Leno


Q: Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
--Conan O'Brian


Q: What does Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser --Jay Leno


Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. --David Letterman


Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
A: America --Jimmy Fallon


Q: What is the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers --Jimmy Kimmel


Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for Clunkers?
A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. --David Letterman